13 December 2013

Friday Figments & Fotos

My week? Full of Christmas cheer, the best really terrible cracker jokes (I would return my crackers if they contained good ones) many toasts to good health, a few heavy mornings afterwards and a dearth of chocolate biscuits despite there being hundreds open in the office. Gluten free has actually got waistline perks. 
 
 



Guess who's back, back again - Kiwi Santa's back - tell a friend.




Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?

To check his balance...





Are you getting all Christmassed up? Have you got your presents ready & menus planned?
 
No? Me neither!

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    1. Fab, isn't it! Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la, la la la la!

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  2. Boom boom tish!! Love a grandad cracker joke. Enjoy the celebrations! x

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    1. I loves 'em, the worse they are the more I laugh!

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  3. I want to see that giant 'snow globe' so badly in person! I love kiwi santa :)

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  4. We're Christmased up, but yeah, presents are not all bought. So I'm definitely not ready! Ugh! ;)

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    1. I've only just finished the present selection (I ordered most of mine online this year - super easy!)

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  5. "Guess who's back, back again - Kiwi Santa's back - tell a friend." I just busted out laughing!!! And now I won't be able to erase Eminem from my head for the rest of the evening...

    I have been without internet for three days and you'd think I'd have spent that time doing Christmasy things, but no. All I've been able to do is watch the router like a hawk waiting for the internet light to come back on. I'm pathetic.

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    1. Sorry, dude, my apologies! I can't believe you got that. Are you sure you're really from the US of A, and not my hometown?

      It must be SO frustrating!

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  6. I am SUPER christmased up now. France and Germany are rocking it. What is that amazing giant ball thing?!

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    1. It's the statue of Eros in Picadilly, but hoodlum proofed with the worlds biggest snowglobe = awesome!

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  7. Haha that Christmas Santa is amazing!

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