Willy Wonka’s Afternoon Tea, the Chesterfield in Mayfair: Beating the Monday Blues

Let me paint you a wee picture. It was pouring with rain, had been a hard day at the desk job and worst of all it was a Monday. I hopped in a cab, to be greeted by the smiling concierge with (hallelujah!) a held out umbrella, I hopped into the plushly decorated Chesterfield reception to meet the Kelly. After a a few minutes in the piana, sorry, piano bar, we were ushered to our table for our Willy Wonka’s Afternoon Tea.

Proceedings open with Charlie & his Grandad’s fizzy lifting drink (you know, the one they use to float in the bubble room?) and we opted for a glass of Champagne, as after all it was a horrible Monday evening (how can you ever say no to Champagne?).

There was a perfectly sized tea selection, but we opted for the Willy Wonka Chocolate Tea which was delicious (modelled here by the Rose bubbly – thank you girls). The notes of chocolate were subtle but deep and delicious.

Then these babies appeared on our table. Where do you look first? (Kelly’s Gluten Free selection is to the left, my Willy Wonka to the right).

 the chesterfield hotel mayfair charlie and the chocolate factory gluten free afternoon tea cake stand

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The sandwiches were pretty tasty, usual fair I’d say – with the exception of the ham, cheese & chutney. I don’t know what it was but they were utterly scrumptious. When our waiter asked if we wanted a few more bits, I overrode my usual sweet tooth and asked for more sandwiches as the ham was so good. Weird behaviour indeed!

Then we had the scones – and Kelly enjoyed hers which was good as I understand GF can be a little hit and miss. I’ve got to be honest with you, I didn’t get a photo as I was ‘in the moment’, sorry, bad blogger I know. I tried drawing some for you, but it looked something like a potato with chicken pox. Just use your imagination – soft Chocolate chunk scones with jam & cream.

The most fun dish of the stand had to be the pastries all running very imaginatively with the theme. My favourites are pretty hard to call really, the Violet Beauregard Violet Macaron was delicious and the popcorn Macaron Lollipop really interesting…

The most eye-catching item on the menu was the Oompa Loompa Cupcake. Coloured a fantastically lurid orange and green, it was a citrus flavoured sponge with Cream Cheese icing, with a secret…

…chocolate centre.

I’m not going to lie, it did fell a little like I was actually cutting into an Oompa Loompa.

But it tasted delicious, and that’s all that matters, right?

Then the utterly indulgent Golden Egg. Our were a tiny bit light on the gold (must have been a bad one like Veruca Salt) but it was exquisite. They were similar to cream eggs, but oh so rich and unctuous.

 (spot the Oompa Loompa blood)

Last but certainly not least we had our very own Wonka Bars. Crafted in their own kitchens, the pride with which they were presented to us was very evident, and charming. I saved mine until the next day, hoping to keep just a tiny bit of luxury whilst at my desk. It was lovely.

I can also report that the service was lovely – very discreet and charming. They also didn’t kick us nattering Kiwis out which was very nice! I’d definitely recommend the Willy Wonka’s Afternoon Tea. – it’s on at the Chesterfield in Mayfield, a beautiful olde worlde hotel until the beginning of September. Get in quick!

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